By John Kass, includes “But this play by House Speaker Michael Madigan is just a shiny object. It distracts Illinois taxpayers from the truly bad news: The plane they’re on is going down. … It reminds me of the movie ‘Airplane,’ where the crew has been incapacitated by bad airplane food and the plane is about to crash. A flight attendant grabs the microphone: ‘There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. … By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?’ …”
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